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Intro
00:57
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2. |
LRB
02:05
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Fuck your noise, don't you know who she is
The reason your socks are covered in jizz
She's why they call us both the pert pair
Hypnotise you with her long wild hair
Drink Lambrini, Woop de woo
Two fine bitches doin what they do
Canal boozing in London town
Watch out cunt she'll ride you down
Vegan princess, koala mum
Knitting a storm, sexiest bum
We're from fucking Essex
Never forget!
Laura Ruth Baxendale
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3. |
Train to Trutnov
01:54
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Grind with us throw your fists in the air
Don't shower for a week and fuck all your cares
Time to grind
Crusties, punks and cross dressing men
The naked swedish couple with brown leather skin
Wogghead and Ryan are fucked off their tits
Gino's gonna penetrate you with his 12 inch
People puking down passenger windows
Everyone looks like a fucking hobo
Smells like pigs in a binbag
Toilet's just a hole in the train floor
Yeah, time to grind!
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4. |
Careful now
01:40
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Stand your own ground
Don't let them win
Fuck the haters
Do what you want
They're just jealous cause you're awesome
Live out your dreams
And defeat them
You just be careful now
Nasty fuckface, insecure
Full of hatred
Loves to abhor
They hate you, but we rate you
They suffocate you, don't let em screw you
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5. |
Penile exclusion
02:02
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You cannot fuck me for buying me a drink
I see you scheming, no I'm not desperate
Why do you think I would put out?
Think that you can purchase my trout?
Fuck right off you lanky loser
I don't want your filthy tosser
That schlong isn't going in here
But I'll get fucked up on free beer
No no no!
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6. |
Suck my wang
01:34
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Corporate wanker, I wanna fuck you up
Took all the budget for our environment
Big-eared bastard, nobody's your fan
Suck my, suck my, suck my wang
Dredging the reef and wrecking the land
Suck my, suck my, suck my wang
Don't you know nobody likes you
Square go mate, I'll fucking fight you
International disgrace
Erase you from the human race
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7. |
Pizza drunk
01:18
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Pizza drunk! Pizza drunk!
Grab a slice and let's get crunk
Fan bake, heat's on
Pizza in, pack a bong
All clothes off
Time to scoff
Topping baking
Arses shaking
Savour the flavour
That Italy gave ya
Smell the aroma
Food baby coma
Sweetcorn, hummus,
Avo, pepper,
Chilli and spinach
Zucchini
Broccoli
Every ho
Loves oregano
Pineapple
And basil
Onion, garlic
Chef skills so sick
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8. |
Serial pooper
01:04
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What lurks underneath there?
Turds inside your swimwear
Papers called it unfortunate
On a mission out late
Every Friday without fail
Legendary Southland tale
Took the cleaners all night
To remove his hefty shite
Famous around the world
All the nannas would've hurled
It must be the serial pooper
He's such a fucking trooper
Shitting in the kiddy pool
Squat aquatic king of cool
It must be the serial pooper
What a filthy cunt
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Only English make good cider
Farmhouse scrumpy deep inside ya
Apples rotting
Sediment floating
Makes you go blind
Best shit you'll ever find
Tastes a bit like vinegar
Won't be able to walk far
Seeing stuff that doesn't exist
Best way of getting pissed
Only English make good cider
Farmhouse scrumpy deep inside ya
Cider poo, cider poo
It's out to get both me and you
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10. |
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Have a bang, get a smang
Time to worship pussy
Take a lick, insert dick
Thrust it nice and deeply
Queefs are nature's party poppers
Afterwards, a nice surprise
Listen up and close your eyes
A juicy fanny fart emerges
Satisfies your vulva urges
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11. |
Slut and proud
01:47
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Whorebag
Slut
Loose lips
Fanny like a wizard's sleeve
Strumpet
Slag
Hussy
Sausage down a corridor
Why is it the girl you're blaming
People shouldn't be slut shaming
Is it cause you're insecure
So you call that girl a whore
I'm a slut and proud
Sing it now out loud
Who cares what they say
I'll still fuck like cray
Fuck oath I'm sleazy
Who cares? I'm easy
Who cares what you do
Fuck around stay true
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