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Fuck your noise, don't you know who she is
The reason your socks are covered in jizz
She's why they call us both the pert pair
Hypnotise you with her long wild hair

Drink Lambrini, Woop de woo
Two fine bitches doin what they do
Canal boozing in London town
Watch out cunt she'll ride you down

Vegan princess, koala mum
Knitting a storm, sexiest bum
We're from fucking Essex
Never forget!
Laura Ruth Baxendale


from There you go now fuck off, released February 24, 2016



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